Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
"Feh.. It’s me, Inuyasha, the half-demon. I can defeat every demon who crosses my path. You think you can take me?"
Macklemore pointed to the door. “go away, Inuyasha” he mackled
when kids stare at you for a long time
*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay
mornings are gross and i want no part in them